Scatman crothers he and I are brothers
He’s got an x-tra nipple and I’m fascinated

That moms mabley I heard she had a baby
It’s got an x-tra nipple and I’m fascinated

I’m so fascinated by these special people

Frank langella he’s my kind of fella
He’s got an x-tra nipple and I’m fascinated

Bo-bo-barigmy chicks they really dig me
I’ve got an x-tra nipple and they’re fascinated

Here’s my folded finger church and here’s the steeple
I’m so fascinated by these special people